Olympics: 3-days to Blast Off

It's official, we're heading up to Vancouver/Whistler/Callahan Olympics '010 in order to penetrate and infiltrate, avoiding the subjugate, so that we can spectate. Our expectations are set exceedingly low compared with our unbridled confidence; we are going in unprepared and unbriefed, but we are sure of a successful mission because our key is surprise, camouflage and absolute flexibility. Step one: cross border. Step two: proceed with reckless caution with hardhats and clipboards in hand.